Facebook Masala

Facebook masala... Isn't everyone wondering what Facebook masala is...? Well here is the answer for that..Share anything with your friends and you get 100 of comments, complements and might even be likes.

I personally had been studying about the personality development,as mentioned in previous post, of each and every individual in Facebook. Had been observing most of them in Facebook. Love to see you all over in FB.

Now coming back to Facebook Masala..., Facebook has become the hot spot for everyone, even much hotter to view others comments and complements...

A simple examples of that.. A chat between two friends...
Boy1: Hey did you see that there is a Girl Friend in my FB friends list..
Boy2: Oh!! is that so.., :O , I have 3 Girls Friends in my Friends list(now even if he has 3GF's in FB he becomes too greedy that he want that girl also as friend in his account ),
Boy2: Well..., who is that girl...?
Boy1: Y do you even want to know about it..?
Boy2: Are just asking about her re...Send my the profile link of that girl..
Boy1: Thinks( Should I send him her link or not...If I do so, he will have 4GF's in his account)
...In this way it goes on..

A chat between two girls:
(First of all, there won't be any kind of chats between two girls. They do so very rarely. When they do so...)
Girl1: Did you see Ravi's comment on my photo...?
Girl2: No I din't see..(Even she had seen the comment so simple ignores as if she hasn't seen the comment)
Girl1: He commented that my dress was awesome and I was looking very awesome in that dress...
Girl2: (She starts to feel guilty). Was that a complement or a comment...? He told that I was very beautiful.
and it goes on...

A chat between a girl and a boy:
(If a girl doesn't has much interest to chat and a boy is too much interest to chat...)
Boy: Hi
Girl: No reply, Ignores it.
(After a while again boy messages her)
Boy: Hi, are you dr...?
Girl: Hi, sry was on call(Even if she wasn't)
Boy: What are you doing?
Girl: Ntg.
Boy: What have you been since morning? Where have you been dear? There wasn't a single msg of you since morning and even a reply for my msg... What happened to you my dear..?
Girl: Ntg..
Boy: Are you upset?
Boy: What hapnd to you today?
Girl: (No reply)
Boy: Did I do anything to you..
Girl: (No reply)
Boy: (He things that she was angry on him) Dear Iam very sorry. :(
Boy: I should have surely done some big mistake. Plz rep me na...Plz dear..
Girl: (No reply)
Boy: Are rep na plz..
Girl: Hey Iam going out with my parents.. C you soon..(A lie)
Boy: (He feels happy that she gave a response to him) Bye dear..

Here ends this way..

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Heart touching messages Best Ever made

A Cute LOVE STORY:
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Girl: Am I pretty?
Boy: NO
.
Girl: Do u want 2 live wid me?
Boy: NO
.
Girl: Will u cry if I leave?
Boy: NO
.
The girl got hurt n started to cry
.
The boy pulled her close 2 him n said
.
U are not Pretty but Beautiful
.
I don't want 2 live wid you but live 4 u.
.
If u leave me i don't cry but DIE.






A heart touching feeling of the year: “She asked me whether u love me or ur life..” I said my life. And she left without even knowing that she was my life.




Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in
heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry,
but my friendship with u will never die.



One day u will ask me: What is more important to you,
me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk
away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!



Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when
somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never
forgets u.




A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter
when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its
you.



A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a
place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest,
a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.



If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were
leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will
give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u
mine.



People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some
give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others
may forget YOU but never will I.





If I were to be anything in this world…. I'd be ur
tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in
ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!





If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy
Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the
Brightest, and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the
"BEST"!!!!!!!




A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be
special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so
lucky I m for having you.



They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person,
an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then
an entire life 2 forget them.




When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me:
What is your wish for today? "I said : please take
special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!"




Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break
into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in
my life's journey we became FRIENDS!




It takes half our life to find true friends & half
of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than
half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest
keeping you.




In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2
be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2
forgive but I couldn't learn how.. 2 stop rembering
u.



A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True
friends stay together and never say good bye.



Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never
draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but
circles are never ending




U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence
and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!




Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship
is the greatest of them all.




A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll
be your friend!!!




The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep
and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is
always there for you and never let you down





Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough
draft before the final copy.




If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call
my number, because I'm your friend!




The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an
accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to
be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.



Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile
myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!






Those who think that things happen too fast are
expected in a bank or a post office!



Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a
door that is open to receive friends. And a garden
full of memories.... of many good things.







You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone
comes for help, be a true friend !




A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or
late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it
concerns real friendship!!




Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most
beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something
powerful, a gift of great value!

Fascinating Facts to Inspire Your Own Cracking Ideas

If you're not already bursting with inspiration, these Fascinating Facts will help get you going! Read the incredible stories of other successful innovators and discover how they achieved their goals. There are handy tips on becoming an innovator, and loads of impressive and successful inventions that make our everyday lives easier.

• 600 pieces of LEGO® are made every second to keep up with demand.
• A 7-year-old once got online faster than a Stanford University MBA student by using an iMac rather than a Hewlett Packard.
• The World Wide Web is so vast and complex that human beings can't navigate it without the help of web browsers.
• Plasticine® is highly flammable - the original factory burned down in 1963!
• Michael Faraday changed society forever when he built the world's first dynamo.
• Rubber is used in all sorts of everyday items, from clothing to laptops.
• 1-in-3 people in the UK owns a bicycle.
• You can get special waterproof TV sets for the bathroom.
• Jeans are the most popular clothing product in the world.
• The world's first recorded flight reached speeds of 6.8mph. The speed record now stands at 7000mph!
• Paige Allen invented inflatable FruityFaces® to stop children's fruit getting bruised in their school bags.
• No manufacturer was interested in Trevor Baylis' clockwork radio - until it appeared on Tomorrow's World.
• Windscreen wipers were invented by Mary Anderson in 1903.
• JK Rowling's Harry Potter books have sold nearly 400 million copies.

• Aardman's roots can be traced back to a kitchen table where its founders first began experimenting with animation.
• What do you call a smoke detector that doesn't require batteries? The brilliant plug-in FireAngel®.
• James Dyson first came up with his idea for bag-less vacuum cleaners in the 1970s.
• Without the invention of refrigerated long haul trucks, our fresh food wouldn't be fresh at all!
• Meccano® was patented in 1901 as 'Improvements in Toy or Educational Devices for Children and Young People.'
• The collapsible pushchair was invented by a former test pilot.
• Heelys® wheeled shoes are available in over 50 countries.
• The Sony PS3® is the fastest-selling games console ever.
• The first camera phone was built in 1997.
• Bicycle helmets started life in the 1970s.
• The first ever tin cans could only be opened with brute force.
• The secret KFC® recipe is a blend of 11 herbs and spices.
• Energy saving light bulbs use only 20% of the power of standard bulbs.
• There are over 2,000 FAIRTRADE products on sale in the UK.
• Sonic toothbrushes use tiny but powerful waves to dislodge plaque.

Intersting Facts

Interesting facts

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)



2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it)



3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)



4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)



5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)



6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmmmmm........)



7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)



8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...?)

(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)



9. Polar bears are left handed.

(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)



10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)



11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.

It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)



12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

(Creepy)



13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the....)

(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)



14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)



15. Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)



16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people like that.)



17. Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that too.)


Interesting Facts II

1. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

17. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)

19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

20. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

21. Pearls melt in vinegar.

22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. (Or does it? http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_world/duck/duck.htm)

26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The second was William Jefferson Clinton.

28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.

29. Butterflies taste with their feet.

30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

32. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

34. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

37. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. (or can you? http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow.jpg http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow2.jpg)

38. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

39. A snail can sleep for three years.

40. No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'

41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!

43. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

44. All polar bears are left handed.

45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,

including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

46. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

48. 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

49. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

50. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

52. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

Interesting Facts about India - My India, My Pride

Interesting Facts about India

• India never invaded any country in her last 100000 years of history.
• When many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilization)
• The name 'India' is derived from the River Indus, the valleys around which were the home of the early settlers. The Aryan worshippers referred to the river Indus as the Sindhu.
• The Persian invaders converted it into Hindu. The name 'Hindustan' combines Sindhu and Hindu and thus refers to the land of the Hindus.
• Chess was invented in India.
• Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus are studies, which originated in India.
• The 'Place Value System' and the 'Decimal System' were developed in India in 100 B.C.
• The World's First Granite Temple is the Brihadeswara Temple at Tanjavur, Tamil Nadu. The shikhara of the temple is made from a single 80-tonne piece of granite. This magnificent temple was built in just five years, (between 1004 AD and 1009 AD) during the reign of Rajaraja Chola.
• India is the largest democracy in the world, the 7^th largest Country in the world, and one of the most ancient civilizations.
• The game of Snakes & Ladders was created by the 13th century poet saint Gyandev. It was originally called 'Mokshapat'. The ladders in the game represented virtues and the snakes indicated vices. The game was played with cowrie shells and dices. In time, the game underwent several modifications, but its meaning remained the same, i.e. good deeds take people to heaven and evil to a cycle of re-births.
• The world's highest cricket ground is in Chail, Himachal Pradesh. Built in 1893 after leveling a hilltop, this cricket pitch is 2444 meters above sea level.
• India has the largest number of Post Offices in the world.
• The largest employer in India is the Indian Railways, employing over a million people.
• The world's first university was established in Takshila in 700 BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
• Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to mankind. The Father of Medicine, Charaka, consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago.
• India was one of the richest countries till the time of British rule in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus, attracted by India's wealth, had come looking for a sea route to India when he discovered America by mistake.
• The Art of Navigation & Navigating was born in the river Sindh over 6000 years ago. The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word 'NAVGATIH'. The word navy is also derived from the Sanskrit word 'Nou'.
• Bhaskaracharya rightly calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the Sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart. According to his calculation, the time taken by the Earth to orbit the Sun was 365.258756484 days.
• The value of "pi" was first calculated by the Indian Mathematician Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century, long before the European mathematicians.
• Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus also originated in India.Quadratic Equations were used by Sridharacharya in the 11th century. The largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Hindus used numbers as big as 10*53 (i.e. 10 to the power of 53) with specific names as early as 5000 B.C.during the Vedic period.Even today, the largest used number is Terra: 10*12(10 to the power of 12).
• Until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds in the world
  (Source: Gemological Institute of America).
• The Baily Bridge is the highest bridge in the world. It is located in the Ladakh valley between the Dras and Suru rivers in the Himalayan mountains. It was built by the Indian Army in August 1982.
• Sushruta is regarded as the Father of Surgery. Over2600 years ago Sushrata & his team conducted complicated surgeries like cataract, artificial limbs, cesareans, fractures, urinary stones, plastic surgery and brain surgeries.
• Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient Indian medicine. Detailed knowledge of anatomy, embryology, digestion, metabolism,physiology, etiology, genetics and immunity is also found in many ancient Indian texts.
• India exports software to 90 countries.
• The four religions born in India - Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism, are followed by 25% of the world's population.
• Jainism and Buddhism were founded in India in 600 B.C. and 500 B.C. respectively.
• Islam is India's and the world's second largest religion.
• There are 300,000 active mosques in India, more than in any other country, including the Muslim world.
• The oldest European church and synagogue in India are in the city of Cochin. They were built in 1503 and 1568 respectively.
• Jews and Christians have lived continuously in India since 200 B.C. and 52 A.D. respectively
• The largest religious building in the world is Angkor Wat, a Hindu Temple in Cambodia built at the end of the 11th century.
• The Vishnu Temple in the city of Tirupathi built in the 10th century, is the world's largest religious pilgrimage destination. Larger than either Rome or Mecca, an average of 30,000 visitors donate $6 million (US) to the temple everyday.
• Sikhism originated in the Holy city of Amritsar in Punjab. Famous for housing the Golden Temple, the city was founded in 1577.
• Varanasi, also known as Benaras, was called "the Ancient City" when Lord Buddha visited it in 500 B.C., and is the oldest, continuously inhabited city in the world today.
• India provides safety for more than 300,000 refugees originally from Sri Lanka, Tibet, Bhutan, Afghanistan and Bangladesh, who escaped to flee religious and political persecution.
• His Holiness, the Dalai Lama, the exiled spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhists, runs his government in exile from Dharmashala in northern India.
• Martial Arts were first created in India, and later spread to Asia by Buddhist missionaries.
• Yoga has its origins in India and has existed for over 5,000 years.

Men Vs Women

Relationships:
First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a semi-regular basis". When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us". This is known as the "I Hate You/I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective.

Maturity:
Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work.
Hats:
Women look good in hats; men look like dinks.
Comedy:
Let's say a small group of men and women are in a room, watching television, and an episode of "The Three Stooges" comes on. Immediately, the men will get very excited; they will laugh uproariously, and even try to imitate the actions of Curly, man's favorite stooge. The women will roll their eyes and groan and wait it out.
Handwriting: 
To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.
Bathrooms: 
A man has at most six items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Magazines: 
Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazine also feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.
Groceries:
A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lemon and something turning green. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter that the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.
Going out:
When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she WILL be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her other earring, finishes putting on her makeup...
Shoes:
When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, and then slip into Reebok sneakers. She wil carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under her desk. A man will wear one pair of shoes for the entire day.
Leg warmers:
Leg warmers are sexy. A woman, even if she's walking the dog or doing the dishes, is allowed to wear leg warmers. She can wear them any time she wants. A man can only wear leg warmers if he is auditioning for the "Gimme the Ball" number in "A Chorus Line".
Cats: 
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
Mirrors: 
Men are vain; they will check themselves out in the mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface--mirrors, spoons, store windows, toasters, Joe Garagiola's head.
Garages: 
Women use garages to park their cars and to store their lawnmowers. Men use garages for many things. They hang license plates in garages, and they watch TV in garages, and they build useless lopsided benches in garages.
Movies:
For women, their favorite movie scene is when Clark Gable kisses Vivien Leigh for the first time in "Gone With The Wind". For men, it's when Jimmy Cagney shoves a grapefruit in Mae Clark's face in "Public Enemy".
Jewelry: 
Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring, and that's it. Any more than that, and he will look like a lounge singer named Vic.
Menopause:
When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of the changes varies with the individual. Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction--he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.
The Telephone: 
Men see the telephone as a communications tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
Low Blows: 
Let's say a man and a woman are watching a boxing match on television. One of the fighters is felled by a low blow. The woman says "Oh, gee, that must hurt." The man doubles over and actually feels pain.
Directions: 
If a woman is out driving and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a gas station and ask for directions. Men consider this to be a sign of weakness. Men will never stop and ask for directions. Men will drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, "Looks like I've found a new way to get there", and, "I know I'm in the neighborhood. I recognize that White Hen store".
Admitting Mistakes: 
Women will sometimes admit making a mistake. The last man who admitted that he was wrong was Gen. George Custer.
Richard Gere:
Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way. Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.
Offspring:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Dressing up:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
Nudity in Movies:
Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. The only actor who has ever appeared nude in the movies is Richard Gere. This is another reason why men hate him.
David Letterman: 
Men think David Letterman is the funniest man on the face of the Earth. Women think he is a mean, semi-dorky guy who always has a bad haircut.
Cameras: 
Men take photography very seriously. They'll shell out $4,000 for state-of-the-art equipment, and build darkrooms, and take photography classes. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course, women always end up taking better pictures.
Politics: 
Men love to talk politics, but often they forget to do political things such as voting. Women are very happy that another generation of Kennedys is growing up and getting into politics, because they will be able to campaign for them and cry on election night.
Locker Rooms:
In the locker room, men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker room--sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and THEY NEVER LIE.
Laundry:
Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do the laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat. This is a myth.
Weddings: 
When reminiscing about weddings, women talk about "the ceremony". Men talk about "the bachelor party".
Cheerleaders:
Female cheerleaders are cute, sexy, fresh, and all-American. Male cheerleaders are scary.
Socks: 
Men wear sensible socks. They wear standard white sweatsocks. Women wear strange socks. They are cut way below the ankles, have pictures of clouds on them, and have a big fuzzy ball on the back.
Toys:
Little girls love to play with toys. Then, when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession wih toys. As they older, their toys simply become more expensive and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TV's, car phones, complicated juicers and blenders, graphic equalizers, small robots that serve cocktails on command, video games, anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least six "D" batteries to operate.
Plants:
A woman asks a man to water her plants while she is on vacation. The man waters the plants. The woman comes home five days later, to an apartment full of dead plants. No one knows why this happens.
Mustaches: 
Some men look good with mustaches. Those men are Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds. There are no women who look good with mustaches.
Nicknames:
With the exception of female body-builders, who call each other names like "Ultimate Pecs" and "Big Turk", women eschew the use of nicknames. If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle get together for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle. But if Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bullet-Head, Godzilla, Peanut Brain and Useless.

A good collection by Matt Groening

Heart Touching Quotes

“I would rather live my life with you as a friend
rather than live my life without you in it!”

“When your heart breaks, tears fall from you eyes.
Those tears are pieces of your heart chasing
after the one you love.”

“Even stronger than the precious sound your
lips make during your first kiss is the sound
your heart makes at the same moment.”

“The only consolation of saying goodbye to
someone you love is the glimmer of hope that
someday after that goodbye there will be another hello.”

“My heart broke the day I realized loving
you meant letting you go.”

“I’m not blind and stupid. I’m just in love.”

“Love is represented by a rose not only
because of it’s eternal beauty but also
because of it’s destructive thorns.”

“If I were an angel, I would be a fallen one
trying to fly on broken wings, with a broken heart.
That was when you found me and taught me to
fly again, because you loved me.”

“He is the love of my life, the man who
showed me what true passion is…
He ignited that dim flame in me and
turned it into a wild fire that will
never stop burning within me.”